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- Thanx for calling Mystic
- Silence is evidence of superb language skills
- !edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
- "640K is enough for anybody." Bill Gates,1981
- "Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Issac Newton.
- "At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
- "Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2 x 4, Captain?"
- "Better" is the death knell for "good enough"
- " Don't worry, I'm fluent in wierdo"
- "Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ...News at 11
- "Eating Radium has strange results," Tom said brightly.
- "Good enough" is the death knell of progress."
- " I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates
- "I hate Victor Hugo," said Les, miserably.
- "I think not," said Descartes - and promptly disappeared
- "I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
- "I've dropped my toothpaste", he said crestfallen.
- "If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos
- "It" has fallen, and "it" won't get up.
- "Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"
- "Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray..."
- "Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer
- "Most who favor abortion have already been born!"
- "Never try to outstubborn a cat" -
- "She's so fat that when she sings, it's over."
- "The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach
- "Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them.
- "What is it Spock!"......."H*ll if I know!"
- 'Schizophrenic?' No, we prefer the word 'Imaginative'
- (A)bort (R)etry (V)alium
- ********* <<< Expletive Deleted >>> *********
- *FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- *NO* hard drive has enough space!
- *WARNING* Message explodes when deleted!
- - A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
- ...and all the children are above average
- ...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
- ...MODEM....a deterrent to phone solicitors.
- 1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN woman.
- 186,000 miles per second. Not just a good idea. Its law!
- 486: "When I grow up, I wanna be a CRAY"
- 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
- 92 ˛ America has the wealthiest poor in the world.
- <A>bort, <R>etry, <S>mack the friggin' thing...
- >((((((YOU))))((((ARE))))((((FEELING))))((((SLEEPY))))))<
- ?pu gnikcab yb naem uoy tahw siht sI
- [sigh] Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be ...
- ________⁄⁄⁄_¢.ï_øøø________
- A bad excuse is better than no excuse.
- A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
- A bird in the hand is better than a bird overhead.
- A black hole is when the gods divide by zero...
- A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. - Data
- A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket.
- A day without sunshine is just like nighttime.
- A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrrrson.
- A feature is a bug with seniority.
- A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
- A girl can be poor at history, but great on dates!
- A hangover: the wrath of grapes ˛
- A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.
- A husband's home is the wife's castle
- A lecture on time travel will be held yesterday.
- A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
- A Racetrack is where windows clean people.
- A recession is what takes the wind out of your sales.
- A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
- A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
- Acid test? You're soaking in it...
- Add DEVICE=EXXON to your CONFIG.SYS. Mess up environment.
- Aerobics: Converting software to firmware
- Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping
- Alimony: the price for name-dropping
- All male Great Dane's should wear underwear!
- All stressed out, and no one to choke ...
- All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal.
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- Always forgive your enemies. THEY HATE THAT!
- Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
- Alzheimer's is very...ah...uh.....uh.....um
- An elephant is a mouse built to government specs.
- An idea isn't responsible for people who believe in it.
- Anal retentive people don't give a crap
- And God said, "I'll buy a vowel."
- And God said, "Let There BE Lips", and there were......
- And God said: E = ´mv˝ - Ze˝/r, and there was light!
- And then Adam said, "What's a headache?"
- And when didn't you start contradicting people?
- Any fool can criticize, and most do. (Carnegie)
- Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
- Apathy error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
- Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
- Are Cheerios really donut seeds?
- Are orgasms possible in a frictionless universe?
- Artificial Intelligence: Another guys opinion...
- As I said before, I never repeat myself.
- As soon as you realize I'm God, we'll get along
- Aunt Em: Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. -Dorothy
- Backup not found. (A)bort (R)etry (V)alium
- Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic
- Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner!
- Be a responsible vegetarian: neuter your plants.
- Be alert, the world needs more lerts
- Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room.
- Beauty is only skin deep, but blond goes to the root!
- Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. . .
- BEER - It's not just for breakfast anymore.
- BEER ... It's not just for Breakfast anymore!
- Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law.
- Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.
- Beware of dirty hypodeemic nerdles.
- Beware of geeks bearing .GIF's
- Big or small We tax them all.
- Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: Same thing.
- Bird owners have a cheep on their shoulder!
- Bisexuality doubles your chances for a date.
- Black clothes: Idea tool for removing cat hair from furn.
- Blind prostitutes: You've really got to hand it to them!
- Bones? Dr.Crusher? Chiropractic in the Federation.
- Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
- BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.
- Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
- Buddhist ordering pizza: "Make me one with everything."
- Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
- Burn the flag, but tie yourself to it first.
- Bush and Quail: The Skipper and Gilligan
- Buy stealth condoms! She'll never see you coming!
- Calif Raisins Murdered: Cereal Killer Suspected
- Can anyone tell me where in the manual "RTFM" is defined?
- Can E-Mail be grounds for Divorce ???
- Can I leave now? My brain is full.
- Can you open your mind without it falling out?
- Capitalism I love it!
- Care for some cheese with that whine?
- Careful! My laser printer is set to "STUN."
- Cat#*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:<~#)_+| #~
- CHECK-MATE:Final exam at Master & Johnson Clinic
- Chicken Little only has to be right once.
- Children are curly, dimpled lunatics.
- Chlorine, the breakfast of champions
- Chocolate is a zit's best friend.
- Click/click..Click/click..Damn, Out of wisecracks!
- Clones are people two.
- Close only counts in horseshoes and nuclear warfare.
- Cogito ergo spud. I think, therfore I yam.
- COLDBEER.CAN not found, USER not loaded.
- Color is only a pigment of your imagination.
- Columbus had a fourth ship--it sailed over the edge.
- Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows 3.1 and OS/2
- Common sense is that which tells us the world is flat.
- Common sense, unfortunately, isn't!
- Computers all WAIT at the same Speed!
- Constants aren't. Variables don't.
- Daddy, what does this little red butt&Œ·≥® NO CARRIER
- Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice Presidents.
- DANGER! DANGER! Computer Book Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
- David Duke for Javelin catcher.
- Death is nature's way of relieving stress.
- del *.com (heh, heh)
- Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.
- Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- Diplomacy is saying "nice dog" til you find a rock
- Disk Space: The final frontier.
- Do cartoon characters have free will?
- Do files get embarrased when they are unzipped?
- Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
- Do you think Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes?
- DOC's??? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with?
- Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has a high cholesterol level?
- Does the Existential Vacuum come with attachments?
- Does the name PAVLOV ring a bell ???
- Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Don't blame me. I voted for Snoopy and Pogo!
- Don't horse around with a stable environment!
- Don't know what apathy is and don't care.
- Don't pick up that phonö9"ú NO CARRIER
- Don't sweat petty things, or pet sweaty things.
- DOS never says: "Excellent command or filename." Why?
- DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
- Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
- Drink till she's cute. Stop before you get married.
- Dust: A protective coating for furniture.
- DYNAMITE.COM found. Explode computer? (Y/N)
- Dyslexics Of The World: Untie!
- Eagles may FLY, but weasels don't get sucked into jets!
- Eagles soar, but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines
- Eat Healthy, Exercise, and Die Anyway ...
- Engaging in faxual contact?... Use cover sheets.
- Enquiring minds couldn't care less!
- Entropy isn't what it used to be.
- Eschew Obfuscation
- ESTO error: Equipment Smarter Than Operator
- Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
- Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
- Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
- Everyone hate me because I'm paranoid.
- Expert: Someone from out of town. With a modem.
- Fact: Fourteen out of every ten people love chocolate.
- Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
- Fax me no questions and I'll fax you no lies.
- FDA recalls Preparation H. Contaminated with Super Glue!
- File Not Found. Smack USER and retry.
- First pull up - Then pull down.
- First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin!
- For real sponge cake, borrow all ingredients.
- For the millionth time; Don't Exaggerate!
- Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something...
- Format all 10? Only 3 disk fit in the slot!
- Free radical - an extremist who has escaped from jail.
- Friends don't let friends use Xmodem...
- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate!
- Garlic is to salad what insanity is to art.
- Generalissimo Francisco Franco is STILL dead!
- Genitalia is NOT an Italian airline.
- George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'
- Get your backup. Don't get your backup. Make up your mind!
- Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
- Go soak your head, puny human.
- God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass.
- Gorgeous George Wins By Using The Dreaded Num Lock...
- Grow your own dope!!--------->(plant a politician)
- Growing up is optional; growing old isn't.
- Guns don't kill people..Mail readers kill people
- Guns don't kill people; it's these little hard things.
- Hand me that solar-powered flashlight.
- Happiness is a mounted STACVOL!
- Have the Courage For an Assault on What You Believe!
- Have you hugged your hard drive today?
- Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
- He who throws mud loses ground.
- Help stamp out and eliminate redundancy!
- Help! I've formatted and I can't boot up!
- Hey! Moon me one more time and I'm getting a new mirror!
- Hi, I'm a virus. Add me to your .sig file.
- hmm, Wonder if that Gorilla's dead or just sleepin...
- HOLY SH*T, BATMAN! I mean....
- Hot water heater? Hot water needs heating?
- How could I be out of money? I still have checks.
- How did Ed McMahon get my home address?
- Huh, Where am I? And why am I in this HANDBASKET???
- I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?)
- I almost saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
- I am in total control, (just don't tell my wife).
- I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither.
- I am very self-confident. Aren't I?
- I baked the Pillsbury doughboy--that little creep.
- I believe in free will - I have no choice!
- I believe we can fly on the wings we create
- I belong to the order of the Sleepless Knights...
- I breathe - - therefore, I shop.
- I call things as I see them OR I make them up--go figure.
- I can't seem to find time to procrastinate ...
- I cannot make you love; you cannot make me hate.
- I continue to miss my ex-wife. But my aim WILL improve!
- I didn't wake up grouchy... I let her sleep.
- I don't like violence, but I'm very good at it.
- I got lost in thought. It was an unfamiliar territory.
- I had a life once. Now I have a computer with Prodigy.
- I had a run in with a cop. Boy, am I beat!
- I had some morals, luckily, I got my money back
- I have a speech impediment . . . my foot.
- I have dynamic memory--it needs refreshing often.
- I have not yet begun to byte!
- I have the right to my thoughts about your beliefs. . .
- I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on disk
- I keep my *.BAT files in C:\BELFRY
- I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque
- I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
- I may look stupid, but I'm smart enough to know it!
- I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
- I NEVER tell lies. :-------------------)
- I parked my hard disk... now I can't find it
- I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
- I pine fir yew, and balsam.
- I think I think, therefore I might be.
- I think, therefore I am confused.
- I think, therefore I am... I think.
- I think, therefore, I better get back to work.
- I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
- I to±d yo±, "Never±touch ±he flo±py di±k su±face!"
- I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.
- I use moderation - in moderation!
- I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
- I used to be indecisive...now I'm not sure...
- I was an only child. Eventually.
- I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
- I was walking in someone else's sleep last night...
- I'd go on welfare, but I'm not used to living that well!
- I'd rather be on a continuing mission.
- I'm coming Dear, I only have 437 more messages to read!
- I'm from the lollypop. . .It's a good ship.
- I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
- I'm joining the Procrastinators Club - someday.
- I'm mooning you now, you just can't see me.
- I'm not a Republican, I'm an Anti-Democrat!
- I'm not a slob. I'm organizationally challenged.
- I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
- I'm not paranoid, I've just got enhanced consciousness.
- I'm not really lost, just locationally challenged.
- I'm outta sick days; I think I'll call in dead.
- I'm parked diagonally in a parrallel universe.
- I'm taking you off everything except food for thought!
- I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
- I've had fun before. This isn't it.
- Idealism precedes experience - cynicism follows...
- Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
- If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
- If at first you don't succeed, del *.* and forget it!
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.
- If at first you don't succeed, redefine success!
- If at first you don't succeed, DON'T try skydiving!
- If at first you don't succeed, try a hammer...
- If BS were white, Texas would pass out skis!
- If everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
- If Evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
- If I knew where I was going, I'd take a shortcut.
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
- If it moves so SLOW, why is it called Rush Hour?
- If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular??
- If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
- If the door is Baroque, jiggle the Handel!
- If this were an actual wisecrack, it would be funny.
- If you can't say anything nice then say something nasty.
- If you had it all where would you put it?
- If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
- If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.....
- If you're looking for me, I just left.
- Ignorance or Apathy? I don't know, and I don't care!
- Igor:"We have enough scientists; we need more hunchbacks.
- Illiterate?... Write for FREE help.
- Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!
- In a nuclear war, all are cremated equally.
- In the next world, you're on your own.
- Incorrigible punster--please don't incorrige him.
- Infinity: One lawyer waiting for another.
- Inflation means the Buck does not stop here...
- Insomnia? Well, don't lose any sleep over it.
- Instant gratification takes too long.
- Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
- Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.
- Is it true that chicken soup will kill a virus?
- It was a stirring sight, those gypsys in the palace!
- It was so quiet that you could hear a pun drop.
- It's a Dog-Eat-Dog World & I'm wearing Milk-Bone Shorts!
- It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
- It's always darkest just before you step on the cat.
- It's not over til the FAT Table sings.
- It's Time For NATIONAL REFERENDUMS Instead of Politicians
- It't time to clean the House; the Senate too!
- Junk--Stuff we throw away. Stuff--Junk we keep.
- Lawyers are Politicians in the larval stage.
- Lawyers do it in their briefs.
- Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way
- Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
- Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray. (J. Swaggart)
- Life is like an orange. Or was it like a fountain?
- Lipogenesis - references to fat in the bible.
- Macintosh-PC With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
- Madness takes its toll. Be sure to have exact change.
- Make friends with sysops: page at 3 a.m.
- Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler.
- Make Love, Not War; Get Married & Do BOTH!
- Man often abolishes God;forturnately God is more tolerant
- Mary had a little lamb. She hasn't been the same since.
- The PEGASUS PROJECT...the Next GeneratioN
- Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was very surprised.
- Matrimony isn't a WORD, It's a SENTENCE!
- Memory is a thing we forget with.
- Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle watch.
- Miracle Software, Inc. "If it works, it's a Miracle!"
- Modem sex begins with a handshake.
- Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone!
- Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
- Money DOES talk - mine said "Goodbye"
- Money is the root of all money.
- Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere.
- Murphy has a baby.....Quayle has a cow.
- My attorneys are Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.
- My cat is radioactive. She has 18 half-lives.
- My computer is working. I'm on a break!
- My hot water is already hot. I don't need a heater.
- My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring.
- My other computer is a Cray II.
- mY OthEr mOdEm Is A tIn cAn And stIck.
- My reality check just bounced.
- Never accept lemonade from a urologist.
- Never go into a hug off balance.
- Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
- Never mind the facts - I know what I know.
- Nice computers don't crash...
- Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
- No Brain, No Pain.
- No good deed goes unpunished.--Mark Twain.
- No one really knows enough to be a pessimist.
- No one watches until you make a mistake
- Nobodie is infallible.
- Not enough disk space, not enough RAM, not enough money!
- Not ready; error reading user's mind.
- Nothing spoils a good party like a genius.
- Nothing wrong that reincarnation won't cure.
- Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way.
- Offer void where prohibited by sanity
- Oh no, not another learning experience!
- Oh, you asked if I had a hard DISK?
- Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
- Online? Good, hit Alt-H for FREE Unlimited Access !
- Only dead fish swim with the stream.
- Original Multitasker = Two PCs and a chair with wheels!
- Originality is undetected plagiarism.
- OS/2 2.0..It puts hair on your CPU!
- Outlaw puns and only outlaws will have them!
- Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload...
- Phobaphobia (n.): The fear of fear itself.
- Pi R squared? NoNo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!
- Please Tell Me if you Don't Get This Message
- Politicians only lie when their lips are moving.
- Potatoe. Dan, my spell checker agrees with you.
- Prayer will be in schools as long as exams are!
- Press all the keys at once to continue...
- Problem with the gene pool: No lifeguard.
- Professor: A textbook wired for sound.
- PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages
- Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
- Proofread when you have tyme.
- Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
- Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try something...
- Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
- Rap is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art...
- REAL men don't throw gutter balls...
- Reality: A special case of no general interest
- Register all shareware, but copy the commercial stuff.
- Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act?
- ROBOHUSBAND: Sleeps with your wife while you're online.
- Sarcasm is the sincerest form of insult!!
- Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all monks think about?!?
- Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader.
- Sex in a Volkswagon: Farfergnookie.
- Shareware program dies! GIF at Eleven.
- She turned me into a newt! ....well, I got better....
- She won't last forever; why give her a diamond?
- Since when was a phone for talking?
- Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop!
- Software independant: Won't work with ANY software.
- SOLVE THE RUSH HOUR PROBLEM. GET VEHICULAR WEAPONRY.
- Some days you step in it..some days you don't...
- Some Things Must be Believed Before They Can Be Seen!
- Somedays I feel like a windshield; others a bug!
- Sometimes I wake up grouchy, sometimes I let her sleep.
- Sorry, the brain you have reached has been disconnected.
- Sorry. I thought it was set on STUN!
- Spiritual truth through superior weapons!
- Standards are Wonderful! So many to pick from!
- Star date 274.23.4 Beamed dowm for a pee..
- Stationary mice have bigger balls.
- Stewardess, quick hand me that Bush Bag!
- Strike any user when ready.....
- SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES DON'T (drink coke) WORK ON ME!
- Success and failure can be equally disastrous.
- Support PROgress, not CONgress!
- System Error (A)bort (R)etry (W)hine
- Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far.
- Talk is cheap because Supply exceeds Demand ...
- Talk is cheap... till you hire a lawyer.
- That's Mister Idiot to you!
- That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
- The Anita Hill doll: Pull string; talks in ten years.
- The Bigger the Drive,the more Junk Collected
- The Lab called: your brain is ready.
- The more known about people, the more to admire in dogs.
- The new macho test: proving WEB wrong.
- The road to success is under construction ...
- The Ross Perot Watch-you get wound up, it stops running
- The scenery only changes for the lead dog ...
- The world is coming to an end. Please log-off.
- Then, sudden-like, >BLAMMO<! Pixels EVERYWHERE!!
- There are myriad ways to remove the epidermis of felines
- There is a plot afoot to make me think I'm paranoid!
- THERE IS NO PRIZE !!
- There's an exception to every rule . . . except this one.
- There's not enough sax and violins on television.
- This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions?
- This is a real Byte in the ASCII.
- This is as usefull as underarm deodorant for snakes.
- This is not a joke. Please ignore it.
- This is weird. Very weird. I like it.
- This is your modem. Áhã ã ù"ö‚ m"ÎÓM ÈÔ Î‚ögs
- This message was typed with recycled pixels.
- This mind intentionally left blank.
- Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.
- Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
- Time for culture -- Gone CHOPIN, BACH in a MINUET...
- Tis merely a flesh wound!
- To be human without passion is to be dead.
- To ERR is human. To blame others is Politics...
- To our wives and sweethearts: May they NEVER meet!
- TOAD - what happens to an illegally parked frog.
- Today Mickey Mouse denied he wears a Dan Quale watch!
- Trespassers will be shot; Survivors will be shot again!
- TSR= (T)rash (S)ystem (R)andomly
- Tuna doesn't taste the same without the dolphin.
- Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
- Underneath all these clothes I'm completely naked!
- Upgrade: Take out old bugs, put new ones in.
- Urinalysis - The study of Pissed Off People.
- Vuja De: The feeling you've never been here before.
- VViirruuss?? WWhhaatt VViirruuss??
- Walk softly and carry a fully charged Phazer.
- Want to practice SAFE shareware? With ME?
- Wanted: Guillotine operator. Chance to get ahead.
- Wanted: Programmers. Some assembly required.
- War is God's way of teaching us geography.
- Was that your wife I saw in that GIF?
- Was this post pay for view? I've already seen it!
- Washing windows is better than using Windows..
- We all live in a yellow subroutine.
- We don't need no education . . .
- We have met the enemy and he is us.
- We have secretly replaced the Dilithium with Foldgers
- We now return to our regularly scheduled name calling.
- We who laugh, survive!
- We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
- We've replaced the Dilithium with new Folgers Crystals!
- We've upped our standards...Now, Up Yours!
- Welcome to Maine. Now go home.
- Well paint me green and call me Gumby!
- Wench: What you use to turn the head of a dolt.
- What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem??
- What do you mean you formatted the cat???
- What does Keyboard Time expired mea™¯
- What has four legs and an arm?......... A happy pit bull.
- What if the world was flat?
- What you permit you promote!
- What's another word for Thesaurus?
- What? Me worry? I have a backup.....somewhere.....
- What? Monday again! Didn't we have that last week.
- When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails.
- When in doubt, make it configurable.
- When in doubt, make it sound convincing!
- When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns.
- When the going gets tough, the tough go to lunch!
- Where's my PIZZA????
- Where's the ANY key?
- Who beta tested Preparations A through G ? Why?
- Who says Prayer doesn't work ??
- Who wants the gold? It's the RAINBOW I am after!!
- Who would imagine that i˝ = -1? ˛
- Whoever invented guns should be SHOT with one!
- Why can't women remember to leave the seat up?
- Why did I cut my hair, I look like a squirrel....
- Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them.
- Wide awake in dreamland
- Will that be cache or chkdsk?
- Windows -- from the folks who brought you EDLIN
- Windows 3: Another fine product from the makers of EDLIN!
- Windows and Quayle - Wasted space!
- Windows is a pane.
- Windows IS NOT a virus. Viruses do something.
- Windows is to OS/2 as Etch-A-Scetch is to Art.
- Windows: from the people who wrote EDLIN
- Windows: The Gates of hell.
- WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "Up Yours!"
- Winter is natures way of saying UP YOURS!
- Wisecrack explodes. Prodigy crashes. Film at 11:00.
- With half my brain tied behind my back...
- WOMAN.ZIP-Great Program. No docs, but fun to unZIP!
- Woman.Zip. Good utility when properly configured
- WOMAN.ZIP. Great program, but no documentation.
- WOMEN = Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymphs
- Women, you can't live with them, and sheep can't cook!
- Wonder is the foundation of philosophy, ignorance the end
- Words are cheap ... and so am I.
- WOW! READ the DOCS? ...what a radical concept!
- WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get.
- Yer motherboard wears combat reboots!
- Yes, but which one is the Fatherboard?
- You may now log into life. Password:
- You NEVER want to shake hands with Mr. Electricity....
- You tell 'em Banana, You've been skinned.
- You'll get what's coming to you . . . unless it's mailed.
- You're a loser when your dog gets a new best friend.
- You're an old timmer if you eat radio dinners!
- You're fat when your main squeeze is the door frame.
- You're sick and twisted. I like that!
- You've got to hand it to those blind prostitutes...
- Ø Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower?
- ˛ Push To Test. Release To Detonate.
- ...................... Group Photo
- There is more to reality than meets the eye
- McBorgs: Over one Billion assimilated!
- Me...a skeptic? I trust you have proof.
- If you can't give up sex, get married and taper off
- It's you and me against the world! When do we attack?
- KENNEDY COMPOUND -KEEP OUT- TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED!
- Keyboard: An add-on device for entering errors in a PC>
- Learn from your parents mistakes. Use birth control.
- Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.
- Listen to what I think, not what I say!
- More Speed Scotty. But Capt'n, we're at 38500 baud!
- Never kiss anything that doesn't have lips.
- Never moon a werewolf.
- Never search for raisins in a rabbit cage.
- Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
- Never use a long word when a diminutive one'll do.
- No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.
- Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible.
- Of the things I've lost..I miss my mind the most
- Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer a friend.
- Onward to glorious madness & death....Have a nice day.
- Onward to old age and death. Have a nice day.
- PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
- Psst, Your file is open....
- Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
- Purranoia: the fear your cats are up to something.
- Quayle just took an IQ test. The results were negative.
- Real women don't deflate when you bite them...
- Reality is for people with no grasp of fantasy.
- Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car.
- Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.
- Rumors start easily around here... pass it on.
- Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
- SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
- Shaka, when the walls fell.
- She kept saying I didn't listen to her, or something.
- Shell to DOS....come in DOS...do you copy?
- If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
- If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws!
- Operator halted! Star Trek's on!
- Operator, give me the number for 911!
- Oxymorons... "postal service" and "tech support"!
- Pain is necessary; misery is optional.
- Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car!!!
- Raise your IQ - eat gifted children.
- REALITY.SYS CORRUPTED: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
- Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
- My name is Joe and I don't know!
- My name is paul and that's between Y`all!
- When You make a mistake, lie about it.
- Check out Atomic Soft.'s new products! Or else! Download: !MOVEIT v1.0
- I was with my friend, and said, "Look, a dead bird!" He glanced at the sky
- Had lil accident but what the heck, ain't no big deal but I broke my neck!
- See spot run... Run spot run... Oh spot, what have you done!
- There is more to reality than meets the eye
- McBorgs: Over one Billion assimilated!
- Me...a skeptic? I trust you have proof.
- If you can't give up sex, get married and taper off
- It's you and me against the world! When do we attack?
- KENNEDY COMPOUND -KEEP OUT- TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED!
- Keyboard: An add-on device for entering errors in a PC>
- Learn from your parents mistakes. Use birth control.
- Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.
- Listen to what I think, not what I say!
- More Speed Scotty. But Capt'n, we're at 38500 baud!
- Never kiss anything that doesn't have lips.
- Never moon a werewolf.
- Never search for raisins in a rabbit cage.
- Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
- Never use a long word when a diminutive one'll do.
- No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.
- Nothing is 100 certain, bug free or IBM compatible.
- Of the things I've lost..I miss my mind the most
- Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer a friend.
- Onward to glorious madness & death....Have a nice day.
- Onward to old age and death. Have a nice day.
- PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
- Psst, Your file is open....
- Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
- Purranoia: the fear your cats are up to something.
- Quayle just took an IQ test. The results were negative.
- Real women don't deflate when you bite them...
- Reality is for people with no grasp of fantasy.
- Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car.
- Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.
- Rumors start easily around here... pass it on.
- Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
- SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
- Shaka, when the walls fell.
- She kept saying I didn't listen to her, or something.
- Shell to DOS....come in DOS...do you copy?
- If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
- If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws!
- Operator halted! Star Trek's on!
- Operator, give me the number for 911!
- Oxymorons... "postal service" and "tech support"!
- Pain is necessary; misery is optional.
- Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car!!!
- Raise your IQ - eat gifted children.
- REALITY.SYS CORRUPTED: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
- Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
- Silence is evidence of superb language skills ..
- !edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
- "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
- "Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Issac Newton.
- "At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
- "Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2 x 4, Captain?"
- "Better" is the death knell for "good enough"
- "Don't worry, I'm fluent in wierdo"
- "Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ...News at 11
- "Eating Radium has strange results," Tom said brightly.
- "Good enough" is the death knell of progress."
- "I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates
- "I hate Victor Hugo," said Les, miserably.
- "I think not," said Descartes - and promptly disappeared
- "I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
- "I've dropped my toothpaste", he said crestfallen.
- "If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos
- "It" has fallen, and "it" won't get up.
- "Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"
- "Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray..."
- "Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer
- "Most who favor abortion have already been born!"
- "Never try to outstubborn a cat" -
- "She's so fat that when she sings, it's over."
- "The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach
- "Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them.
- "What is it Spock!"......."H*ll if I know!"
- 'Schizophrenic?' No, we prefer the word 'Imaginative'
- (A)bort (R)etry (V)alium
- ********* <<< Expletive Deleted >>> *********
- *FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- *NO* hard drive has enough space!
- *WARNING* Message explodes when deleted!
- - A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
- ...and all the children are above average
- ...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
- ...MODEM....a deterrent to phone solicitors.
- Windows, v‰rldens mest instabila operativsystem - och mest sÂlda